| Size | Chest | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL | 28" | 32" | 37 5/8" |
| 3XL | 30" | 33" | 38 1/8" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" | 38 5/8" |
👽 Department of Extraterrestrial Energy - Graphic Full-Zip Hoodie
Sangria / S
$65.00
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$65.00
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👽 Department of Extraterrestrial Energy - Graphic Full-Zip Hoodie
$65.00
Sale price
$65.00
Regular price
Department of Extraterrestrial Energy Full-Zip Hoodie
Uncover the ultimate cosmic cover-up.
Everyone knows the Department of Energy handles power grids and nuclear security—or do they? This hilarious parody tee pokes fun at the ultimate government secret: classifying alien technology right under our noses. If you have ever looked at bureaucratic red tape and thought, "That is definitely hiding a flying saucer," this shirt is for you.
Featuring a clever twist on the official DOE seal, this graphic shirt reimagines the agency as the gatekeepers of extraterrestrial power sources and redacted files. It is the perfect piece of apparel for UFO disclosure advocates, sci-fi enthusiasts, conspiracy theory buffs, and anyone who loves sharp political satire.
🧶 The Fabric: Cozy 7.8 oz. midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece. It features premium air jet yarn to ensure a super soft hand-feel and less pilling over time.
🤐 The Hardware: Built with a rugged YKK metal zipper that genuinely means business—no cheap, sticky plastic tracks here.
🌨️ The Hood & Pockets: Features a warm, two-ply hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and classic front pouch pockets to keep your hands warm.
✨ The Comfort: Equipped with a removable tag, allowing for complete itch-free comfort all day long.
🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low to preserve the graphic print and keep the fleece lining fluffy.
🤐 The Hardware: Built with a rugged YKK metal zipper that genuinely means business—no cheap, sticky plastic tracks here.
🌨️ The Hood & Pockets: Features a warm, two-ply hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and classic front pouch pockets to keep your hands warm.
✨ The Comfort: Equipped with a removable tag, allowing for complete itch-free comfort all day long.
🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low to preserve the graphic print and keep the fleece lining fluffy.